
We were in the library when a moustache-clad librarian (male) walked by. He inspired this google search which rendered the following results. The cons of mous-mous's: who KNOWS what is living in them. Consider the above- how old must it be? How many thanksgiving dinner crumbs are STILL lurking in there? Kissing/ hugging/ any form of physical contact is completely deterred. And let's be honest: who wants to befriend a yeti-face?
